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Different Sherlock portrayals as cats. Because I can.
House is the uncontrollable crazy cat.
Robert Downey Jr. cat is the flaunting type.
BBC Sherlock is the brooding cat.
Elementary Sherlock is the cuddly one.
Canon Sherlock is an awesome YouTube keyboard cat that Watson is always impressed by.
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Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.
FUCKING THANK YOU.
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Brett White, Comic Book Resources (via wandrinparakeet)
and yet men remain the most marketed demographic for just about everything.
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I’m pretty sure the only men who spend more time thinking about DC than women on Tumblr are the men who actually work there.
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OFFICIAL TEEN WOLF SEASON 3 TRAILER
In case anyone hasn’t t seen the trailer yet. TWO WEEKS AND COUNTING!
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“And that’s not real love—caring for someone without considering their happiness is the exact opposite of love, in point of fact.”
absolutely this. I’m so sick of people treating Lily like she had two options in life - James or Severus. Snape yelled the equivalent of racial slurs at her and sold her family to a psychopathic mass murderer. His story and his character have value, but if you’ve boiled that value down to unrequited love then you’ve missed the point of that character.
This times ten thousand. Snape did an incredibly heroic thing, but he was a twisted, abusive creepazoid.
I think the article has a small factual error, though: he didn’t know the prophecy referred to Harry’s family at all when he passed it on to Dumbledore. He intended to have the infant child of someone he didn’t know assassinated, but when Lily and James died instead of the Longbottoms, he had Epic Sads and Turned Good. (In the movie version, add “cuddling her corpse and ignoring her injured baby to scream and cry in the wreckage of the house staring at the dead bodies of its parents until someone else showed up” to the action).
Snape fucking sucks. He’s petty and bullying and he is regularly used by Rowling to stymy Harry by using his special power, Wall Of Adult Obfuscation. He gets a sick pleasure out of denying Harry things. During occlumency lessons, this grown ass man invades Harry’s mind for hours, looking into his most painful memories, and what does the abuse and neglect Snape witnesses there do? It makes him smug. Then Harry spies on one of his painful memories, and Snape flips the fuck out and throws him out of lessons.
Oh WEH, Snapey, your hidden pain is soooo much more special and private than Harry’s! Definitely don’t treat his abuse history with respect or anything. Keep up a running commentary on the stuff you see happen, and then wonder why he doesn’t respect your boundaries!
Everyone’s like “You have to go demand Snape take you back for more lessons!” because obviously it’s Harry’s job to go alone and appease a smirking sadist for the greater good. Idiot balls for everyone!
Sometimes C/YA lit’s beloved trope of writing the adults to be mysteriously dumb and emotionally unavailable so the kids can save the world gets very frustrating for me.
The Casual Vacancy is a wonderful eye-opener for how Rowling sees people. She does not like to write nice folks being harmless. She likes jerks who try to do their best and still fuck each other over.
As for Snape’s unrequited love for Lily? GET THE FUCK OVER IT HOMIE! SHE ONLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU. SHE DATED THE MEAN JOCK INSTEAD, AND YOU LURKED IN THE SHADOWS PLAYING WITH YOUR WAND AND CRYING FOR THE REMAINDER OF HER LIFE.
UGH.
The fact that he’s frozen in time and putrefying over what he did to her is not romantic in the slightest, it’s just another sign that this dude is fucking messed up. Thank god he’s on our side, is all I’m saying.
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Council of Elrond: Elves Story part 2: Hey You Remember that One Time…
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If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
Hey Jen? I will give you five magic beans if you do this one day!
Finished Guinness Chocolate Cake for the Orgses. So pleased with how it’s turned out. Thanks again to Nat xxx
I TOOK THE ALLERGY PILLS
I TOOK EXTRA ALLERGY PILLS
WHY DOES MY MOUTH STILL FEEL FUZZY AND ITCHY
WHY DOES MY THROAT STILL FEEL SWOLLEN
STOP...
why didn’t i watch 10 things i hate about you sooner
i feel kat on a spiritual level
also heath ledger god bless
THE PLUMBERS ARE GONE!
GONE
GONE
GONE!
SMEAGOL IS FREEEEEEEE

so I’m downstairs in the living room on my computer as the plumbers are here again
my dad is sitting on the sofa across the room reading a book on...
the plumber guys are drilling into the walls REALLY REALLY LOUDLY
have I ever mentioned how much I hate loud noises
I am scared of balloons...
it would be so nice if there were just one room of the house where they weren’t working that I could crawl into and quietly die
even the cupboard...
I feel like my uterus is being stabbed
Fuck
I hate cramps
I accidentally three seasons of Rizzoli + Isles in three days.
Oops.